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Question by a123e4567b: Rive’s: “If I controlled the Internet”?
Rive’s: “If I controlled the Internet”?
If I controlled the internet?
You could auction your broken heart on EBay

Take the money, go to Amazon,

Buy a phonebook for a country you’ve never been to

Call folks at random until you find someone

Who flirts really well in a foreign language


If I were in charge of the internet

You could MapQuest your lover’s mood swings

Hang left at cranky

Right at preoccupied

U turn on silent treatment

All the way back to tongue kissing and good lovin’

You could navigate and understand every emotional intersection

Some days I’m as shallow as a backing pan

But I still stretch miles in all directions


If I own the internet

Napster Monster and Friendster-dot-com would be one big website

That way you could listen to cool music while you pretend to look for a job

and you%u2019re really just chatting with your palls,


Heck if I ran the web

You could email dead people

They would not email you back

But you’d get an automated reply

Their name in your inbox
It’s all you wanted anyway

And a message saying: “Hey, it’s me. I miss you.”

Listen you’ll see, being dead is dandy.


Now you go back to raising kids

And waging peace

And craving candy


If I designed the internet

Childhood-dot-com would be a loop

Of a boy

In an orchard

With a ski pole for a sword

Trashcan lid for a shield, shouting
”I am the emperor of oranges””I am the emperor of oranges””I am the emperor of oranges”
Now follow me OK


Grandma-dot-com would be a recipe for biscuits and spit bath instructions 1-2-3
That links with hot-diggity-dog-dot-com, that is my grandfather

They take you to gruff-ex-cop-on-his-fourth-marriage-dot-…
He forms an attachment to kind-a-ditsy-but-still-sends-ginger-snat… who

Downloads the boy in the orchard, the emperor of oranges who grows up to be me
The guy who usually goes too far, so


If I were the emperor of the internet

I guess I%u2019d still be mortal, huh?

But at that point I would probably already have

The lowest possible mortgage and the most enlarged possible penis, so

I would outlaw spam on my first day in office

I wouldn%u2019t need it.
I%u2019d be like some kind of internet genius.

And me,
I%u2019d like to upgrade to deity and maybe

Just like that

(p-o-p)

I%u2019d go wireless.


Huh.


Maybe google would hire this

So I could zip through your servers and firewalls like a virus

Until the worldwideweb is as wise as wild and as organised

As I think a modern day miracle-slash-oracle can get, but

Oooooooooo, you wanna bet just how whack and un-p.c. your Mac or PC’s gonna be when I’m rockin’ 

hot-****-hotshot-God-dot-net?

I guess it’s just like life

Its not a question of if you can
Its, Do ya?

We can interfere with the interface

We can make you god hallelujah the national anthem of cyberspace every lucky time we logon
You don’t say a prayer

You don%u2019t write a song
You don%u2019t chant an ooooohm


You send one blessed email to

Whoever you’re thinking of
At
Dadeladatatatatatatadadeladedadela…

*ALL CREATED BY RIVES!!! NOT MINE!!!

Please let me know of what you think about his poem. And how it makes you feel.

P.S. To get a WAY better feel for the poem, visit the video in which he performs.

At:http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/rives_controls_the_internet.html

Best answer:

Answer by old lace, arsenic, and salt air.
I loved this.
How it made me feel? As I was listening to this (and watching),
I found myself nodding in approval.

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